It is true, everything is bigger in Texas!! I have had an amazing 6 days in wonderful Dallas and will be shortly boarding a plane for Cali. But before I leave I wanted to give the "Top 5"...Top 5 Reasons Why Texas Rocks...
5- Ya'll is fun to say!
4- You can get from the hotel lobby to the 29th floor in 22 seconds.
3- You can get the hook-up of an $800 a night suite for $99 because the hotel wants to be nice to their early check-in guests!
2- You can ride the train for free and get almost anywhere around downtown!!!
1- Being called Sir rocks!!! And the people on the streets, in the hotel, on the train, and in stores are amazingly friendly!!! Especially the Chris Rock look-a-like.
Top 5 Reasons Why Texas Needs Some Work-
5- Hotels don't give free lint brushes.
4- Attractions cost a lot of money to attend.
3- The weather changes like no tomorrow...70 one day and 40 the next.
2- If you don't speak Spanish you might find yourself in funny situations.
1. If you want to visit the pub, don't plan on leaving without smelling like an ash tray.
Back to the real world now...until next time...
Cowboy Derek
2 comments:
Sorry to inform you that the train was not free...in fact it was $2.50 round trip and a $250.00 fine if they caught you without a ticket!
I saw the rules and followed and still got in trouble with homeland security in Dallas...how can that be???
i love texas!!!!
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