What Does Derek Need?

Can you tell I didn't want to write my paper?

This made me laugh. Here's how it works: Enter “yourname needs” into google and then see what the first ten entries say you need. Then post the results to your blog.

1. Derek needs a woman! (The whole world is apparently telling me now!)
2. Derek needs our mojo. (Hmmm...what exactly is mojo? I am scared if I need it)
3. Derek needs some work. (Derek has enough work people)
4. Derek needs trailer. (I'm down to be a lil trailer trash)
5. Derek needs to draw this for our darn hats. (Derek doesn't draw, sorry friends)
6. Derek needs a date. (LOL. See #1)
7. Derek needs suggestions for a good place for dinner on Sunday evening in Toronto near Bloor and Yonge; anyone? (I am down for a lil vacation in Toronto)
8. Derek needs a myspace. (Already have one, sorry)
9. Derek needs a bigger cause. (LOL. Hmmm, isn't my current cause good enough)
10. Derek needs to get behind a drum stick if you know what i mean compadre. (I don't know what you mean compadre!)